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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-02-05 [Lust]: O.o..

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: hahaha! i like that person, who are they?

2006-02-05 [Lust]: A freak

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: what is everyone talkin about?

2006-02-05 [Frosty French Fry]: lickable??...I agree

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: i'm confused

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Lmao! This pic <img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/photo/3513_1139102285.jpg>

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh ok then lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: .... O.o... And AM NOT!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: sorry I gotta agree with spanky and pimpin :P lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: LIES!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: na they aren't

2006-02-05 [Lust]: .... *glares at everyone from the garbage can*

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh come on don't glare lol

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: you know you love us boss, and obviously we love you too!! ;)

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: exactly :D

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: see? hey boss,...*sly smile* wanna try out that closet in the bar? lol, jk,...

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh i'd be careful with sayin stuff like that around her lol :P

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: :P i know, i was just kiddin,...

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: lol I know but has ANYONE gone into that closet yet? lol good god I bet it feels lonely lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Probaly does, you two gonna go have fun?

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: well,...i dunno, what do you think B?

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: I don't care lol I feel bad for the closet so *walks into the closet and sits down*

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: *follows and sits in the corner behind some coats* you cant see me!!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: *moves the coats* HELLOOOOOOO lol

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: ahh! look at you *pinches cheek* hey, let's actually go to the closet,...

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Go to the closet! NOW!!

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: yes ma'am!!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: lol ok

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: I have forgotten how to go to the closet lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: ^-^

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: it's in the bar B

2006-02-05 [Lust]: The Mafia Closet

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: that works too

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh thanks :D

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: 'Ello mates, how is everyone

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: fine! just fine and how are you today?

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: so tired

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: then sleep lol

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: then sleep

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: i know how that feels,...i had to tear down a bunk bed and re-put it up and set up a whole new bed,..my back's killin me,...

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: awwwwww well then you should sleep lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Oi...

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: eh,..maybe later,...

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: i would,but my daughter is keeping me up

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: aww, im sorry, she is cute tho!!

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Awww, babys are like that!

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: yeah they are,haha.

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: lol, i kno how that goes,...

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Rasing him/her alone? Or what? *cerious*

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: no

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: you should see her husband, he's adorable!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: well after you say that I want to lol

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: lol *blushes* he was my child sweetheart, or however you say that.

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: want to what B? see her husband?

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: well thats sweet *talking to we can both say* and yes whenever someone sez that I should see something I have to see it lol

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: i think so

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: awww,...thats' sooo sweet hun!

2006-02-05 [Lust]: How are you both out here and in the closet?

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: yeah :)

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: who?

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: oh yeah by the way, y'all can call me cait (short for caitlyn).

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: cuz we're good like at

2006-02-05 [Lust]: O.o..

2006-02-05 [itweetinHEELS]: how are ya, Lyn?

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: now we're allthree here and inthe closet O.O

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Erm...

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: ok i'm outa the closet hehe kinda lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Oh boy...

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: what?

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Nuttin!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh come on you gotta tell me lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Nu uh!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

2006-02-05 [Lust]: O.o..... MOOOO!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: hey don't think acting like a cow will get you out of this lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: LMAO!

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: come on PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what was funny

2006-02-05 [Lust]: I dont remember

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: well crap lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Yeahh..

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: well just read back it'll come to you lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: O.O

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: you know I wanna do something but if I do you'll probly kill me lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: What is it?

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: uhhhhhhh I was gonna poke you lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: ... I'll bite your finger off

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh so I wouldn't be dead just hurt lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: uh huh

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: hummmmmmmmm but what if I ran? lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: what if I throw a knife into your back?

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: ow that would hurt lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: o.O I bet

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: so please don't lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Heh.. =P Dont tempt me

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: AH *hides*

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Uh huh

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: but then again you don't wanna throw a knife at one of your family members do ya?

2006-02-05 [Lust]: It wont kill you, jsut put you down for a few days.

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: that'd still be bad lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: *shrugs*

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: fine knock me out for a few days if it'll make you feel good

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Nahh...

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: *can keep from muffiling small laugh no longer*

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: oh ok then *comes out of hideing* just to make sure you knew where I was the whole time didn't you lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: *yawns*

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: *hides* i have been found...

2006-02-05 [Lust]: ?

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: lol hiya wolf you is up late lol

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: i;m in defiance of the athourity figures (aka: parents) i get to choise how late i;m up as long as i;m not still up when they wake up

2006-02-05 [Lust]: cows

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: well thats cool lol I kinda get that

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: *cow i win!!* well, that is what i must do, lest they run my life

2006-02-05 [Lust]: I'm goin to be right way, night you 2

2006-02-05 [B-Raz]: true

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: night boss

2006-02-05 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: kick ass, a mafia, good times...

2006-02-05 [WYSIWYG]: um can some one point me to the front desk? i can tfigure out where to apply, i mena i see it but i dotn know hwo to get my nameup help me please!

2006-02-05 [Lust]: *rases her hand* talk to me

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: ^da boss

2006-02-05 [Lust]: ^-^ Ish me

2006-02-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: " im one of the new spies"

2006-02-05 [Lust]: I'm da Boss! DUN DUN DUN... Still makes me feel fat...

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: welcome!

2006-02-05 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Hello. :)

2006-02-05 [Lust]: SO many new people.. *falls on her back* Hello?

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: need some help boss?

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Nahh... I'm good down here

2006-02-05 [Lust]: No one step on me!

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: sure thing *give you a wide birth*

2006-02-05 [Lust]: *blinks* Huh?

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: just making sure i don;t step on you. i gotta run. hopefully i;ll be back tonight (a have weird allowence time for the computer-sorry)

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Take care

2006-02-05 [Soft as Bone]: see ya

2006-02-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: i need a other spy to join me in the police station missions.

2006-02-05 [Sweet Surrender]: What do these missions detail?

2006-02-05 [Lust]: As in?

2006-02-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: these include missions 1 & 2 get old fred out, and assasinate everyone on the force without being killed

2006-02-05 [Sweet Surrender]: oh, okay. I'm a little new at this.

2006-02-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: so are there any spys that would like to join me in these missions?

2006-02-05 [Frosty French Fry]: I dont think we should eliminate everyone on the force...We should buy them...

2006-02-05 [Voice of the Voiceless]: ooo very nice i like that idea

2006-02-06 [Blinded Seraphim]: I could be of assistance although i am not a spy

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * yes , i would be very grateful*

2006-02-06 [Blinded Seraphim]: Oh, and i have the weapons in you requested

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * oh thankyou*

2006-02-06 [Blinded Seraphim]: ypur most welcome

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: once again ty

2006-02-06 [Blinded Seraphim]: its my job

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: I could help to if you need it

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: hello all!!

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: HIYA SPANKY :D

2006-02-06 [Lust]: MOOOO!

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: hey

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: whatcha doin? not havein fun with out me are ya? ;)

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: na it's boring here without you lol JUST KIDDING BOSS lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: lol, eh,...boss knows yall are boring ;) jk yall jk!!!

2006-02-06 [Lust]: How do I put up with ye'll? I do not know.. *sighs*

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: awww, you know you love us boss!!

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Yeah, I do

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: :P *whispers to B* i knew it!!

2006-02-06 [Lust]: *glares*

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: *wispers back to spanky* I think it's just everyone but me lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *big sweet smile* luv ya boss-lady!!

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *nudges b with elbow* shhh!! she loves you too!

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: *stares at that texas smile*

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *looks at matt, sticks out tounge and crosses eyes* lol

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Oh god! I'm goin to da bar..

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: *snaps outta it*....oh huh wha....ya anyways...*walks outside*

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *shrugs* *pokes B on the nose* O.O

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: hey thats not nice *pokes back*

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *pokes in side* are you ticklish??

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: nope i'm not nore have I ever been tickleish :P lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: me neither,...*pokes your nose again*

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: well thats not fair lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: hey, life's a bitch,...;)

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: oh such a bad mouth lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: eh,...you'll get over it! lol

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: yeah I know my little brothers is worse lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: lol, you aint heard nothin yet hun,..

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: I know it won't be as bad as my brother lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: ha! my parents stopped gettin on to me when i was 7,....

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: lol I still say my brother is worse lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: ok, whatever you say hun,....

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: so what's up?

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: uhhhhhhhhh with me or the other people that aren't talking? lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: everyone, i'm feelin lovey tonight

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks out of the back room with a box*...hey..there are 4 more boxes back there..yall mind helpin me move

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: not at all! *jumps up, looks at b, pulls on his arm till he stands*

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: lol ok fine :P *grabs a box and follows pimpin*

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *pats him on the head as he passes* good boy!! *big texas smile*

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: lol ya gotta love that smile :P lol

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks back in*...sheesh..guns are heavy..

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: only kinda lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: lol *smiles at matt* *picks up box with ease* these are light!!

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: thats cause you grabs a empty one :P lol

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: those arent guns...just carry it carfully PLEASE

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: nuh-uh! *puts box down and opens* see? ful of,...stuf,...

2006-02-06 [Lust]: O.o

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